Shorts

#1 Killing It

“Kill your darlings” the greats say; I’ve taken this to heart.

A born writer, I’ve initiated incalculably many births of “genius”—none finalized. All left unfinished.

Aborting before publication qualifies as killing, right? My written embryos never see the light of day; I pre-emptively kill them stone dead.

Until now.

K.I.S.


#2 Crimes of Passivity

Apparently, criminality runs in families. It is a predisposition seated within our DNA—nature cemented through nurture.

This mafia’s niche was one of procrastination and bad admin: tax returns left unfiled, car registrations unrenewed. And their daughter was raised to join the family business of crime through inaction… very successfully.

K.I.S.


#3 Neither a borrower nor a lender be…

It’s time to pay the Piper, but one can’t squeeze blood from a stone, necessitating a last Hail Mary:

“Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother,” I stammer tearfully.

“Render unto Caesar,” the heartless loan shark responds coldly.

There’s blood in the water… Big brothers are the worst!

K.I.S.